- He describes his wine tastings as fun, interactive and "pants are optional"
- He thinks Gewurztraminer is one of the wizards from a Harry Potter movie.
- He doesn't know that the "t" in Merlot and Pinot is silent
- He uses body odours to describe wine aromas
- He describes the colour of a Chianti as "like that sweet 1976 red Camaro I nailed Suzy Wazawinski in at the prom. Budda Bing!"
Price - under $20 (LCBO Vintages)